Hide The Salami

Researchers took this week off from finding a cure for cancer, and did something that will benefit humanity for aeons to come, and come hard.



Cloaking devices described in scientific journal.
Military Seeks Invisibility Cloak

Researchers in England and the United States ... are laying out the blueprint and calling for help in developing the exotic materials needed to build a cloak.

The keys are special manmade materials, unlike any in nature.... These materials are intended to steer light and other forms of electromagnetic radiation around an object, rendering it as invisible as something tucked into a hole in space.

Instead, like a river streaming around a smooth boulder, light and all other forms of electromagnetic radiation would strike the cloak and simply flow around it, continuing on as if it never bumped up against an obstacle. That would give an onlooker the apparent ability to peer right through the cloak, with everything tucked inside concealed from view.

"We will have a cloak after not too long," said John Pendry, a physicist at the Imperial College London. "To be realistic, it's going to be fairly thick. 'Cloak' is a misnomer. 'Shield' might be more appropriate," he said.

Now, dwell on this, fair reader.

What do Edible Undies, Hello Kitty Vibrators, and Candy Bras all have in common? They're novelty items. This brings me to the topic of this post.

Invisiblity Condoms.


A lot of people get shy of their physical nature when in the company of others. Imagine what this will do for the sexual revolution when the technology arrives! No one will be embarassed for their genitalia any further!

A world of Kens and Barbies. Tell me that no one's wanted this since they were eight. G.I. Joes be damned.