Aren't There Supposed To Be Tentacles? There's Always Tentacles.

I'll fully admit that when it comes to problem solving, I tend to think with my head. Usually in the privacy of my own bedroom. Or at work. Something about being in front of the camera with a hot piece of tail on her knees sucking and blowing more than Congress really gives me time to think.

It's been over a week.

I still can't figure out this short film that I came across one day.


I may be treading into Percival Johnson territory here, but as far as Flash animations go, this movie is far below par in many aspects.

Animation: 3
Look at that poor framerate! Where's the action? In some frames, if you watch closely, you can see that certain frames were repeated! For shaaaame. I'll tell you kids.. this sure ain't no Yuyu or There She Goes!

Sound: 2
I suppose the song fits the content well enough, except that I still don't know what the song is. Thanks to Babelfish and a lot of free time, I was able to reverse-translate what I believe to be the original song lyrics:

I have no magazines, and soccer goalkeepers are hot.
Listen to the robins, and see the poster of Nick Carter.
Two fingers or three?
I can smell God.

Plot: 9
No matter what anyone else says, I'd rather watch this a thousand times than one return season of Muchmusic VJ Search: The Series. In terms of similarity, there was only one time during that show that I felt interest. A VJ said "Please come to a free taping" so I did.

Now, Albert has told me that, perhaps, I'm not quite seeing the film for what it was meant to represent. I say bollocks. I also say he might have a point. I also also say that he shouldn't throw two birds at glass houses, he's so smart. I mean, the guy did this. Pfeh.

So, to sum up, bollocks. And kudos to the Koreans for making an instructional video that shows the dos and don'ts of such a sensitive topic, all without actually showing the dos and don'ts. That's talent.