The Hallmark Greeting

Hello, everyone. It's me, the technosavvy guru of Chubby Productions, Studd Webb. I started this blog up because of two reasons. One, I can't say why without being arrested.

The second, however, is due to a lack of Technology Intruding Upon Modern Life (or TurMoiL), as Percy would say. So, without further ado, here's the flagpole posting, and guess what it's about.

The Nintendo "Wii".


Wii, (pronounced "we" as in community, or "wee" as in Willy Winky, or in my case Little JoJo), will be the latest video game system to go head-to-head against giants like Xbox360 and the PlayStation3.
And the N-Gage. Laugh if you will, but there's something comfortable about being able to hold Lara Croft in one hand, with one hand free.
Which brings me to my next point of interest.

The next generation video game system from Nintendo is being heralded for taking a fresh step for gamers, in that their new controller will be for one-hand only.

That's correct. This new design, in my humble opinion, is just the right thing for our internet-dependant society.


Look at this man.
He patented the Wii.

Let us not forget that since the early 90s, Nintendo has been pushing for adult-oriented gaming systems.

It's a little known fact that the original name of the Nintendo Gamecube was the Nintendo Dolphin. Other beta names for that system included the Nintendo Butterfly, the Nintendo Cucumber, and the oddly-named Nintendo Ben Wa.

Admit it. Since you've found out that you'll be able your Wii in just one hand, you've been hardly able to contain yourself. With the addition of rumble-friendly games to use on your Wii, such as Air Flight Stimulator and Unclogging Mario's Pipes (tentatively 2008), you'll find your hand glued to the Wii while gaining a +5 to Pleasure.

Our clique (yes, you know who you are, you naughty dawgs) has always been limited by the PC market, and it's refreshing to see that the potential for console service has now been offered to us. Let's rejoice this new system when it is released with the sound of one hand clapping!